Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and NASA mistook her for a new island.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a rebate.

Yo mama so old that she has an autographed copy of the Bible.

Yo mama so ugly that she spent 12 hours at the beautician, just getting a quote!

Yo mama so stupid it took her an hour to make minute rice.

Yo mama so old, her memories are still in black and white.

Yo mama so fat that she got made into a natural reserve for the bald eagle.

Yo mama so ugly that when she gets up the sun goes down.

Yo mama so old that the candles cost more than her birthday cake.