Yo mama so fat that when she got on the bus, she sat next to EVERYONE.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!".
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
— A fsh.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
— "How do you breathe through that thing?"
"Sure, there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too."
— Richard Nixon