True Life Jokes

We all get frustrated when we try to communicate with dumb people from any generation. Today so much is written about generation wars. As each generation reaches drinking age they begin to think that they are the most important group of humans in the evolution of man. This is a dialog that recently took place.

When you're standing in line at the grocery store or Walmart, people often try to strike up a conversation. Usually it's about the weather or some local event like, "Did you see that accident the other day?" From time to time people will ask a question with an obvious answer. This covers one of those questions with an unexpected answer.

George Carlin has been a wonderful observer and reporter of our lives for a long, long time. This year is no exception. Here are his "New Rules" for 2007.

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. Here's a brief example.

If you live anywhere that requires you to have a snow shovel handy during winter, you'll appreciate this. Though I didn't personally keep this recollection, I do remember having to deal with a couple of very deep winters. This could have been my experience as well.

Here is a story about a minister that had the wrong idea but the right finish. I raise my glass to him.

Here is one from member, Sam E. Patel. I agree with Sam who said, "I which I would have thought of this when my kids were growing up"

A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped.

Have you heard about the two duck hunters from Wisconsin? This is a true story, heard on a Wisconsin radio station reporting on the incident. A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of $560.00). He and a friend go duck hunting in mid-winter; and of course all of the lakes are frozen. These two guys go on a lake with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the New NAVIGATOR.