Media Quotes

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"My horse was in the lead, coming down the homestretch, but the caddie fell off."

"Tuesday Night at the Movies will be seen on Saturday this week instead of Monday."

"I think that the surest sign that there is other intelligent life in our universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."