Drunk Jokes

One for the Road

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:" A beer please, and one for the road."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A lady stumbles into a bar. She says, "Beertender, give me a dibble martuni, and put a pickle in it."

Sit back, pour a few fingers of your favorite adult beverage. When you've done that a few times, you may want to get one for yourself.

Here's another case of a good samaritan, a well meaning wife, and an unexpected outcome.