Where was the toothbrush invented? Tennessee!
— If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
I work on the internet. I get asked lots of questions by customers, neighbors and relatives. This question may have an answer: "I want to download the Internet. Do I need a bigger hard disk?"
"I think that the surest sign that there is other intelligent life in our universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
— Billy Watterson, cartoonist