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Bubba and Meatless Fridays.

There aren't many Catholics left who practice meatless Fridays. This one is about a guy named Bubba who finds some of the Catholic rituals very helpful.

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Indian Mating Season

Every culture and species has a mating ritual. Some are subtle and some are very active and agressive. But, as this story illustrates, it can be dangerous to adopt the mating ritual of others.

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Tennessee Divorce

A new law was recently passed in Tennessee. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

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Tennessee governor's mansion

The governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down!

— Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.

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Tennessee State Lottery

Did you hear about the $3 million Tennessee State Lottery?

— The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

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Tennessee I.D.

A Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"

— The driver replies "Bout wut?"

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Tennessee Toothbrush

Where was the toothbrush invented? Tennessee!

— If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.

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Hee Haw

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee?

— Documentaries.

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Tennessee Drinking Age

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?

— It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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