I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?"
— She hit me.
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Ethnic HumorWeeweechuOne beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu." Indian Mating SeasonEvery culture and species has a mating ritual. Some are subtle and some are very active and agressive. But, as this story illustrates, it can be dangerous to adopt the mating ritual of others. English Is a Hard Language to Learn!Submitted by adale on Fri, 2006-11-03 08:46.Maybe one of the reasons so many people speak other languages when they come America is because our English is a tough language to learn. Yeah I know that our children speak it at a very young age, but how do we ever master it? And, how can we expect others to learn it? »
Race RelationsThis particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain. It has a lesson for us all. No Speakah Da EnglishA bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. A Norwegian in the Old WestHere's one for all of you who haven't heard a good Norwegian joke lately. Italian MathThis story helps to illustrate the dilema, in our society, that caused congress to try to make English the national language. Funny, I don't speak Italian yet I could understand every word. File in the Kayak HoleTwo Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. — Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. »
Polish names?Why do Polish names end in "ski"? — They don't know how to spell "toboggan". »
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