Food Jokes

When you're standing in line at the grocery store or Walmart, people often try to strike up a conversation. Usually it's about the weather or some local event like, "Did you see that accident the other day?" From time to time people will ask a question with an obvious answer. This covers one of those questions with an unexpected answer.

He was always fresh and hot. He often opened steamy relationships with his fans. We often poked him but consumed his goodness...and now he's gone leaving us all hungry for him.

The junk scientists and thought police are always harping about something that we all enjoy. The tell us it isn't good for us. They try to make it illegal or convince us that it's immoral. Here is a short joke that says volumes.