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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!".
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Fish with No Eyes?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
— A fsh.
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Man and Elephants
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
— "How do you breathe through that thing?"
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