Nerve is going to a psychiatrist because of split personality and asking for a group rate.
"[He} called me a rapist and a 'recluse.' I'm not a recluse."
— Mike Tyson, boxer
"My health is good enough about the shoulders."
— Charles "Casey" Stengel, Yankees Hall of Fame manager
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
— Jason Kidd, New Jersey Nets player
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf."
— Tug McGraw, National League Pitcher, when asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf.
"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
— Dizzy Dean, National League Pitcher, after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.
"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
— Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
— Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.