Medical Jokes

Golf Is a Guilty Pleasure

A man was on his weekly golfing trip. He began his day with a birdie on the first hole and an eagle on the second.

On the third hole he had just made his first ever hole in one, when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

A Doctor Was Addressing a Large Audience in Tampa.

The junk scientists and thought police are always harping about something that we all enjoy. The tell us it isn't good for us. They try to make it illegal or convince us that it's immoral. Here is a short joke that says volumes.

Surgeons Discuss Who the Best Patients Are

This story comes from my son. Well, at least I think it's a story. Like many good stories, this one has a real ring of truth.

A Visit to the Doctor

This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office, "Why you are there." and you have to say in front of others what's wrong. Sometimes it's embarrassing. It's always irrelevant because you have to say the same thing again to the nurse and the doctor anyway.

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

Here is a collection of home remedies that you may have not seen before. Be sure to add your remedies by commenting at the end of this joke.

Nerve?

Nerve is going to a psychiatrist because of split personality and asking for a group rate.

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