How do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel?
— When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
"Where can we find Amish hookers? We want to buy a quilt."
— Tourist Qusetions
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
— Newspaper Headline