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Why Men are Never Depressed

Men Are Just Happier People--Particularly from a women's perspective. This comprehensive list was sent to me by my daughter, who keeps close track of these kind of facts.

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No Sex Tonight

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

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The Blonde Is on the Other Foot.

Forget your perceptions about blondes or this may happen to you.

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Bad Guess

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?"

— She hit me.

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Men Quickies

Why did God put men on earth?

— Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

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Men Quickies

How many men does it take to put a toilet seat down?

— I don't know.....it never happened.

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Men Quickies

Why did God make men before women?

— You need a rough draft before you make a final copy.

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Men Quickies

Why were men given larger brains than dogs?

— So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties.

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Men Quickies

Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?

— Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock.

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