Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?"
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"You're both old," he replied.
My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62."
He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf."
— Tug McGraw, National League Pitcher, when asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf.