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As old as God

My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?"

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"You're both old," he replied.

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Grandpa's Birthday

My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62."

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He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"

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A Stunning Senior Moment

We all get frustrated when we try to communicate with dumb people from any generation. Today so much is written about generation wars. As each generation reaches drinking age they begin to think that they are the most important group of humans in the evolution of man. This is a dialog that recently took place.

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Senior Breathalizer Test

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors, shouting "Vroom, Vroom!" and making believe she was once again driving her car on the freeway.

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Another Great Comeback

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors; green, red, orange, and blue.

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