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Education JokesMath 1950 to 2008Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $2.58. The counter girl took my $3 as I was digging for my change. When I pulled eight cents from my pocket and gave it to her, she stood there, holding the nickel and three pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters and we'd be all set, but instead, she hailed over the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there shaking and crying. Now, why do I tell you this? |
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