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Bureaucrats AmokObama Attacks ObamaSubmitted by adale on Tue, 2008-10-28 09:40.Mr. Obama, you have said that you are more than words. Well, Mr. Obama, that is what is so disturbing to many of us. You have claimed that your own words are attacks on you. We hear you say things and then hear you say, “I never said that.” »
Obama, McCain or None of the Above?Submitted by adale on Mon, 2008-10-27 10:44.This isn’t the first election that I felt that the wrong choices were being shoved down my throat. There is an effort on the part of both political parties to move America way to the left. By all appearances, Mr. Obama is to the left of everything this country stands for. Mr. McCain seems to have few traditional values either. »
The FDA Is Up to Something.Submitted by adale on Mon, 2007-04-16 09:04.Do you ever take herbal suppliments, vitamins or bottled water? If you do, the FDA wants you to get permission first. They have launched a plan to impose new regulations by declaring them as part of healthcare. The FDA quietly put put a document on its web site in December. It's titled "Draft Guidance for Industry on Complementary and Alternative Medicine Products and Their Regulation by the Food and Drug Administration." This document is open to public comment until April 30, 2007. »
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