Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
I work on the internet. I get asked lots of questions by customers, neighbors and relatives. This question may have an answer: "I want to download the Internet. Do I need a bigger hard disk?"
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
— Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.