Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?
— It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
quickiesDid you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? — It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. User loginNavigationRecent blog posts
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Airline JokesA Light Flight AttendantAn airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly." Rough Weather"Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted." Business Class"Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride." You should take it with you."Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have." From a pilot on a Continental Flight"Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants." Southwest Airlines Guidance"People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!" |
Say What"Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have." |