Political Quotes

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

"Attaboy, Senator! Atta--uh, girl...person...what are you anyway?"

"Sure, there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too."

"Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands."

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."

"Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."