Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!".
Three men are sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The two others look astonished. "Oh", he says, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm and that's my pager".
"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me."
— John Cleese