How do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel?
— When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
quickiesHow do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel? — When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead." User loginNavigationRecent blog posts |
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I Don't Think So."My health is good enough about the shoulders." »
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