Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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Sports JokesGolf Is a Guilty PleasureA man was on his weekly golfing trip. He began his day with a birdie on the first hole and an eagle on the second. On the third hole he had just made his first ever hole in one, when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. Beer, Fishing, Golf and Sex.A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. A True Hunting StoryHave you heard about the two duck hunters from Wisconsin? This is a true story, heard on a Wisconsin radio station reporting on the incident. A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of $560.00). He and a friend go duck hunting in mid-winter; and of course all of the lakes are frozen. These two guys go on a lake with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the New NAVIGATOR. |
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