Religious Jokes

There aren't many Catholics left who practice meatless Fridays. This one is about a guy named Bubba who finds some of the Catholic rituals very helpful.

Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when He decided that He really needed a new robe.

A little known fact about the Catholic Church in Las Vegas. You probably thought that Las Vegas only had marriage chapels.

This information is for Catholics only. If you aren't Catholic, please do not read this. The information is secret and must not be divulged to non-Catholics.

Here is a story about a minister that had the wrong idea but the right finish. I raise my glass to him.

Here is one from member, Sam E. Patel. I agree with Sam who said, "I which I would have thought of this when my kids were growing up"

Through out history, there have been tales of the evil deeds of "Mad Monks". This may explain why they were mad.

I've known a few Rabbi's in my time. Most were very wise. I wonder if this story is about one of the Rabbi's I've known.

A very proper lady began planning a week's camping vacation for her and her Baptist Church group. She wrote to a campground for reservations. She wanted to make sure that the campground was fully equipped and modern, but couldn't bring herself to write the word "toilet" in her letter.