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Redneck JokesBubba and Meatless Fridays.There aren't many Catholics left who practice meatless Fridays. This one is about a guy named Bubba who finds some of the Catholic rituals very helpful. Indian Mating SeasonEvery culture and species has a mating ritual. Some are subtle and some are very active and agressive. But, as this story illustrates, it can be dangerous to adopt the mating ritual of others. Tennessee DivorceA new law was recently passed in Tennessee. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins. »
Tennessee governor's mansionThe governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down! — Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them. »
Tennessee State LotteryDid you hear about the $3 million Tennessee State Lottery? — The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years. »
Tennessee I.D.A Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" — The driver replies "Bout wut?" »
Tennessee ToothbrushWhere was the toothbrush invented? Tennessee! — If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush. »
Hee HawWhat do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee? — Documentaries. »
Tennessee Drinking AgeDid you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? — It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. »
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