adale's quotes

Illegal Immigrants

"Most illegal immigrants are law abiding citizens."

— Kirsten Powers
- while standing in for Alan Colmes on Fox News Hannity & Colmes Show

What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

— Larry the Cable Guy

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

— Larry the Cable Guy

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

— Larry the Cable Guy

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

— Larry the Cable Guy

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

— Larry the Cable Guy

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

— Larry the Cable Guy

How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

— Larry the Cable Guy

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

— Larry the Cable Guy

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