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Polish names?

Why do Polish names end in "ski"?

— They don't know how to spell "toboggan".

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WASP?

Definition of a WASP.

— Someone who thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

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One Armed Italian

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

— A speech impediment.

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Ahh Beauty.

Why is beauty more important than brains for a woman?

— Because plenty of men are stupid, but not many are blind.

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A Quickie

What three things can an average man do in a minute and a half?

— Drink a beer, burb, and have sex with his wife.

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Dead Lawyers

What's the difference between a dead cat on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?

— A dead cat has skid marks around it.

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