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Where there's a will

Where there's a will, there's a family fighting over it.

— Buzz Nutley

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Nerve?

Nerve is going to a psychiatrist because of split personality and asking for a group rate.

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Blonde Mother-in-Law

What do you call a blonde mother-in-law?

— An air bag.

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Man and Elephants

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

— "How do you breathe through that thing?"

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Adam and Eve

What were the first words Adam said to Eve?

— "Stand back, I don't know how big this thing's going to get."

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Coffeeshop Waitresses

If it weren't for divorce, where would coffee shops get their waitresses?

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Men and Dogs

Why do men have more brains than dogs?

— So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

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Popular Guy

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist camp?

— The one who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts at the same time.

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Love or Lust?

The difference between love and lust is that lust never costs more than two hundred dollars.

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