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Tennessee State Lottery

Did you hear about the $3 million Tennessee State Lottery?

— The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

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Tennessee I.D.

A Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"

— The driver replies "Bout wut?"

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Tennessee Toothbrush

Where was the toothbrush invented? Tennessee!

— If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.

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Hee Haw

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee?

— Documentaries.

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Tennessee Drinking Age

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?

— It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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Tennessee Marriage

How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?

— There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

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Tennessee Hotels

How do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel?

— When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."

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Tennessee Widow

A guy from Tennessee passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

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Polly wants a raincoat

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

— Polly unsaturated.

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