adale's quickies

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Have You Herd This?

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

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Funny Taste

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

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One for the Road

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:" A beer please, and one for the road."

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Another Drunk Joke

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Two Peanuts

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

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Jumper Cable

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

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Two Antennas

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Tennessee Divorce

A new law was recently passed in Tennessee. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

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Tennessee governor's mansion

The governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down!

— Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.

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