Political Humor

This story illustrates that the outcome of almost any contest shouldn't be taken for granted by anyone.

This is a nonpartisan joke that can be enjoyed by voters from either political party. Not only that, it's politically correct. Unfortunately it accurately characterizes today's elected officials.

A Department of Water representative stopped at a ranch and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation.'

The old rancher said, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'

G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.

Three contractors were bidding to fix the White House fence. One was from New York, another was from Kentucky and the third was from Florida. Along with a White House official, they examined the fence.

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, so we're not sure what to do with you."

Here is a new take on an old Abbot & Costello gag...or is it a "fly on the wall" report from the White House? I'm not really sure.