Pet Jokes

A young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered what money his parents gave him. Then he gets an idea.

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey jumps around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives from the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth, and swallows it whole.

A wealthy lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle along for the company.

I haven't tried this one yet. If you do, let me know how it works.