The Lawer Meets St. Peter

A lawyer shows up at the pearly gates and St. Peter says, "Normally we don't let you people in here, but you're in luck. We have a special this week. You go back to hell for the length of time you were alive, then you get to come back to heaven for eternity."

The lawyer says, "I'll take the deal."

St. Peter says, "Good, I'll put you down for two hundred and twelve years in hell."

"What are you talking about?" the lawyer says, "I'm only sixty-five years old."

St. Peter responds, "Up here we go by billing hours."