The Right Age for Cussing

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing."

The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say "Hell" and you say "ass" "OK?"

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm and the 2 head downstairs for breakfast.

Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK! he flies from his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step.

The mother locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there 'till I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?"

"I don't know", he blubbers, "But you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."