Golfer's Wife

Two Scotsmen were avid golfers. They have been playing together, every Thursday, for many years. The sixth tee was near the road that led to the local cemetery

One day as they reached that particular tee, a funeral passed by and old Hamish turned and raised his club in salute.

"Mon," exclaimed Hector, "in all these years we've been playing this course, this is the first time I've seen ye paying any respect for the dead."

"Aye," explained Hamish, "when you've been married to a woman for fourty years, she's entitled to a wee bit of respect."