Is that your phone?

3 men in a sauna

Three men are sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The two others look astonished. "Oh", he says, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm and that's my pager".

A moment later there is a ringing sound. The second man lifts his arm to his ear and starts talking. When he is done he explains, "I have a microchip in my arm and that's my mobile phone".

The third man, feeling somewhat left out, steps out of the sauna. After a few minutes he returns with several pieces of toilet paper trailing out from between his buttocks.

The two others look astonished and one says "What the hell is that"?

"Oh, I'm just getting a Fax" he explained.