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Obama Attacks Obama
Submitted by adale on Tue, 2008-10-28 09:40.
Mr. Obama, you have said that you are more than words. Well, Mr. Obama, that is what is so disturbing to many of us. You have claimed that your own words are attacks on you. We hear you say things and then hear you say, “I never said that.” We have all listened to your speeches and interviews through the years. Your desire to “redistribute the wealth” has been well established by your own words. When you, or Mr. Biden, stand before us and say you don’t support redistribution of wealth, it’s a lie. If your own words are attacks on your character then you shouldn’t be running for public office. When you announce a new position, different than the position you stated the day or week before, you begin with, “I have always said…” when you haven’t said that before. You may be more than words but words do matter. Your words, Mr. Obama, are scary to most Americans. I'm sure you will continue to deny that you are a socialist or Marxist but is that true? »
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