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Supreme Court Says That Even Good Guys Can Have Guns
Submitted by adale on Fri, 2008-06-27 08:32.
Liberal Mayors are shaking in their boots. They have gotten away with stupid gun laws for a long time. Did they really think that making gun ownership illegal was going to stop gun violence? The cities with strictest gun laws have the highest rate of shootings. Every time they tightened their laws, the rate rose even more. Chicago's Mayor Daley showed his outrage by saying, "Why don't we just go back to the wild west days. I'll get a gun and you get a gun and we'll meet on the street and shoot it out." Doesn't he watch the Chicago news? That's exactly what has been happening in his city, despite his ban on gun ownership. I guess some of his citizens weren't aware of the law. »
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