A guy from Tennessee passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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Gas Prices are Giving Me Gas.
Submitted by adale on Fri, 2008-06-13 14:39.
The politicians aren't doing anything about gas prices. In fact, I think they're enjoying it. Every time you fill up your gas tank, they get 15% of whatever you pay. And, then they say that it's the fault of the evil oil companies. The problem with that is that the evil oil companies have to find the oil, get the oil, refine the oil and deliver it. For all that work, they make 4%. Now there is a movement to start tapping our own oil. The Dummycrats say that's no help because it will take 10 years to affect the price. It was 12 years ago that they passed laws to keep our own oil in the ground. The environmentalists say it bad to drill and pump. As you take a drive around much of the country you can see rigs pumping oil in the middle of farm fields. But, you better look close, because those rigs aren't easy to see. The Republicrats aren't saying much of anything, or at least I can't hear them over the screeching of the left. It seems that alternative energy may be the solution. Let's get started on finding a way to use all that Washington hot air as a way to power our cars. »
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