Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
— So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties.
My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62."
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He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"
"[He} called me a rapist and a 'recluse.' I'm not a recluse."
— Mike Tyson, boxer