Yo mama so stupid she's worried about tripping over her cordless phone.
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"Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."
— Flight attendant on a Northwest flight after a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis.