What were the first words Adam said to Eve?
— "Stand back, I don't know how big this thing's going to get."
quickiesWhat were the first words Adam said to Eve? — "Stand back, I don't know how big this thing's going to get." User loginNavigationRecent blog posts
|
Lawyer Jokes
Funny Quotes
True Life Quotes
Medical Jokes
True Life Jokes
Drunk Jokes
Marriage Jokes
Adult Humor
Desert Island Jokes
Pet Jokes
Redneck Jokes
Religious Jokes
Sports Jokes
Comebacks
Political Humor
Blonde Jokes
Yo Mama Jokes
Catholic Jokes
Senior Moment Jokes
Wildlife Jokes
Kid Jokes
Sports Quotes
Ethnic Humor
Airline Jokes
Food Jokes
Too Much Taxes?A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly to get a present for his mother. He prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President. The President was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: "Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those a$$holes deducted $95.00 in taxes." |
Say WhatPolice Suspicious After Body Found in Graveyard |