Sheryl Crow uses only one square?

Come on. Nobody can get by with only one square of toilet paper, even with her skinny ass. Al Gore has done it again. Years after inventing the internet, he has invented mass stupidity. Did Sheryl get her idea from Al? Or, does she really think that the extra soap and hot water you would have to use consumes no energy?

When cornered, these whackos always are quick to add that "the science is there". On the contraty, the science is definately not there. In fact, global warming may be a reality buy we didn't cause it. It's all part of a natural cycle. It's true that we do have activities that result in foul odors. But bad smells are not necessarily dangerous. Continued use of only one square of toilet paper would create a truly smelly society.

So, just how do these goofballs get by with only one square? It's simple, they use both sides.

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