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Sven and Ollie Are At It Again

Two Norwegians from Wisconsin are sittin' in a boat on Dead Lake, fishing and suckin' down beer, when all of a sudden Sven says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over six months."

— Ole sips his beer and says, "You better think it over. Women like that are hard to find."

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