Not So Dumb Blonde.

Sam urgently needed a few days off work, but he knew the Boss would not allow him to take a leave. He thought that maybe if he acted "CRAZY" then the Boss would tell him to take a few days off. So Sam hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

His co-worker (who's blonde) asked him what he was doing?

He told her that he was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think he was "CRAZY" and give him a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What are you doing ?" Sam told him he was a light bulb.

The Boss said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".

Sam jumped down and walked out of the office.

When his co-worker (the blonde) followed, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"

She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark!"