Is music by Red Hot Chili Peppers really torture?

If it is, then we have a lot of our citizens torturing themselves. When it’s blaring out from the car next to me at a traffic light, should I be suspect of the driver? These bone-heads who are saying that making a terrorist uncomfortable is torture don’t have a clue. We should be making them even more uncomfortable. Let’s start by making their living conditions the same as they were before we grabbed them.

Start by taking away their beds and give them straw mats to sleep on. Take away all TV privileges because they didn’t have TV in the caves. Turn off the plumbing, because they didn’t have hot and cold running water in the caves. When that’s done we can begin to show them what American life is like.

Instead of loud music, keep playing speeches by Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelozzi, Al Gore, and Hillary Clinton. Play then over and over again, the same as we get on the news, day in and day out. Throw in a little Harry Reid and Howard Dean. After a day or two of that, they should tell us anything we want to know.

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