Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and NASA mistook her for a new island.
Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
— Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
— Mariah Carey