Harleys v.s. Honeys

The founder of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "You've been a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world. Your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "So you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycles, eh?"

Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."

God commented, "Well, why does one take pride in inventing something that's pretty unstable and makes noise and pollution?"

Arthur was embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me but you invented women?"

God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "Inventor to inventor, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

• There's too much inconsistency in the front-end overhang;
• It chatters constantly at high speeds;
• Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
• The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
• And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, but more men are riding my invention than yours.