Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.
— Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Where was the toothbrush invented? Tennessee!
— If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
"Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."
— Anonymous Delta Flight Attendant