Definition of a WASP.
— Someone who thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
Where was the toothbrush invented? Tennessee!
— If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
— Mariah Carey