An Englishman, Frenchman and a Russian...and a Genie

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Russian were stranded on a desert island. One morning after a storm, they found an old sealed bottle on the beach. They open it and a huge genie flys out and says, "Oh masters, thank you for letting me out of that prison! I've been in there for far too long. Because I am so grateful, I will grant two wishes for each of you."

The Englishman says, "I want to be filthy rich and I want to go home."

The genie grants his wishes and he is gone.

The Frenchman says, "I want to have lots of women who adore me and I also want to go home."

The genie grants his wishes and he is gone.

The Russian grows very sad and says pensively, "Why, weren't they good company? I wish for an unlimited supply of vodka and . . . I want both of my friends back."